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The Player of the week gets announced after all Bark
Members give their 3-2-1 on the discussion board. The winner
gets announced on the Wednesday after every game.
The Winner this week is:
Robbie Haddrill. Haddrill did an excellent job on this years
Coleman Medallist Fraser Gehrig, keeping him to four goals,
1 of which he got from a shocking umpiring decision, and
another from a shocking lack of an umpiring decision after a
Gehrig indiscretion. Haddrill has fought valiantly all
season and it is not fault of his and his backline that
Fremantle face an overly long summer.
Last Week:
Credit where credit is due, Shaunny Mac, the old warhorse,
showed once again that he bleeds purple putting in 200%
against a team he clearly hates to lose to. In a team
performance lacking spirit, McManus lit the way for the
young blokes. He's had his fair share of critics, but he
would be well worth putting on the Veterans list to see out
a few more years for the club he loves so much. Well done
Macca, a "Vintage" performance once again.
Previous winners:
Round 22: Robbie Haddrill
Round 21: Shaun McManus
Round 20: Dylan Smith - Who
is this man? Dylan Smith, out of nowhere, and in only his
second game for the Dockers, showed that he really wants to
play AFL, no matter what the conditions (ie- even in sleet,
hail, mud and polar winds). Smith was one of the few who
really busted his guts for the Dockers, picking up over
twenty possessions and collecting a fist in the face for his
trouble, in a game where he had few supporters. Dylan
"Agent" Smith, was said to be excited by his victory and
that it was the highlight of his career to date. Hopefully
there are many more to come!
Round 19: Jeff Farmer - In
an insipid game to watch, and one in which the Magpies
deserved to win by more, the Wiz was one of the few shining
lights. He competed hard for the ball, got a couple of
excellent goals and was one of the few who looked
truly disgusted about the teams performance. Personal pride
counts for a lot and Farmer, for all his critics, at least
gives 100% when he is out there.
Round 18: Robbie Haddrill -
"Sir Bob", kept the dangerous goose known as Fevola to one
belated goal, and in a pulsating, close game this well and
truly rates as a player of the week performance. Full backs
rarely get noticed by the umpires for the brownlow but here
at Barking Dockers we aren't nearly so narrow minded.
Haddrill said he was thrilled to win even if it did
infuriate midfield stars Bell and Pavlich that a plodding
full back could steal their limelight.
Round 17: Justin Longmuir -
with four goals, an excellent display in the midfield -
giving the midfielders first use - and several exciting
marks, Longmuir has bobbed up again to take the points. He
has shown what getting dropped can do to a guys attitude and
maybe Connolly should do that to some of the others, most
notably the inconsistent Medhurst. Farmer played his best
game to date for the club and was unlucky to miss out on his
first player of the week award.
Round 16: Byron Schammer -
Schammer has confirmed he is a keeper with an outstanding
display through the middle in the Docker's critical victory
over the team from his home state, the Adelaide Crows. 29
disposals from someone so young makes him the best player
since.....Paul Haselby to by drafted by the Dockers. "I
might be young but I am cherry ripe to win that Balding
speedster trophy!"
Round 15: Justin Longmuir -
With 15 clever touches, 15 clever hitouts, and a very clever
goal, the, you guessed it, clever Justin Longmuir wins his
second player of the week award. Longmuir hasn't looked back
since being dropped and his extended time throughout the
middle is giving the Dockers great drive towards our forward
line. Byron Schammer, who ammassed 30 touches is apparently
spewing that he didn't win again, "It's a height thing isn't
it?" Byron challenged, "everytime I look like winning, some
big guy takes it from under my nose!"
Round 14: Peter Bell -
Another excellent game from the captain has netted him
consecutive player of the week awards. Over twenty
possessions, three goals and a clever staged free kick, had
class stamped all over it, especially when compared to what
the lowly Bulldogs could muster. Bell is now considered a
genuine chance to win the Balding Speedster Trophy and is
said to have warned anyone lese who is thinking of taking it
away from him...
Round 13:Peter Bell - Amassing 28 touches, our captain
has finally broken through for a Player of the Week title,
in his great Captain's game against the all conquering Port
Power. "Bout bloody time!" exclaimed Bell, "What does a guy
have to do to win this thing? I bust my balls every week and
only after round 13 do I get rewarded!? Geez, it might be
easier retiring and practicing law..."
Round 12: Byron Schammer -
One of the few players that came to play for the entire
game, Lord Byron showed everyone else on the 'G how it was
done, amassing touches, clear disposal and a couple of
goals. The other one to play was Andrew Browne who showed
how a far a bit of commitment can take someone. The
precocious Schammer was pleased with his player of the week
performance, "Yeah it was good, but I had to make sure Snake
only kicked four so he wouldn't share the award with me
again." Simmonds wasn't available for comment.
Round 11: Matthew Pavlich -
The big Pav played his best game to date in the Melbourne
whitewash. He picked up plenty of touches in the midfield
and drifted forward to kick 2 important goals. Pav is yet to
set the season alight this year and we need him to step up
in these games against the top teams. This game was a good
sign that this will soon happen. Pav said his inspiration
was that he was keen on making a late charge for the Barking
Dockers Balding Speedster Trophy.
Round 10: Justin Longmuir -
In a rare highlight during the Friday night massacre, J.Lo
seems to have come back from being dropped with renewed
purpose and vigour. He played an excellent game through the
middle, and looked genuinely desperate to help his team
forward. Well done Justin, we knew you had it in you!
Round 9: Paul Medhurst -
When a bloke collects nine goals against the reigning
premiers, one would hope it is enough to snare player of the
week honours. It was so for the little rodent Medhurst, who
has been inconsistent for much of this year. However,
perhaps the sleeping giant has awoken and we will see more
of this from "Monkey" Medhurst. When told of his victory he
said he would dedicate it to Piggsy and Tripitaka, but not
the ugly Fish Dude, "He stunk, and I never liked him much,
must've been the East Fremantle connection..."
Round 8: Luke McPharlin -
In a game where it was considered the award would go to no
one after an insipid team performance against the cellar
dwelling Hawks - it was deemed unfair to Luke McPharlin who
controlled his patch of York Park with ridiculous ease. That
Freo only lost by 10 points is tribute to the ex-Hawk, who
obviously wasn't aware that losing to them in this game was
part of the trade deal that sent him to the Dockers in the
first place.
Round 7: Paul Haselby -
Haselby has done it again! In a disappointing game for the
Dockers, Haselby kept us in touch with his excellent 26
disposals. Bell got more, and probably worked harder, but
many of his touches were soft ball receives in the backline
whereas Haselby penetrated our forward line a lot more
often. It has gotten to the stage that Bell is no longer on
speaking terms with Haselby, and is considering a trade...
Round 6: Paul Haselby -
Haze is fast developing a habit of destroying the team he
supported as a boy from Northampton. 30 touches in a
sizzling display of efficient football, means Paul will
again snatch the award from out of Bell's grasp. Bell
wouldn't comment, but is said to be quite annoyed at this
disturbing trend. Bell, already a premiership player and
club champion, has one thing left in his career to achieve,
and that is the Barking Docker Balding Speedster Trophy, he
wants it badly...
Round 5: Byron Schammer/Troy
Symmonds - This week two players couldn't be split for
player of the week honours after an impressive victory over
the plucky Cats. "Lord" Byron Schammer was scintillating
through the middle, picking up plenty of stats to go with
his three goals. "Snake" Simmonds worked tirelessly all day,
presenting well and kicked five excellent goals, many from
outside fifty. Apparently the two players aren't speaking to
eachother, each believing the other has robbed them of
outright victory. "How can he get joint winner with me"
asked Schammer, "I played in the midfield and still kicked
three! He might've kicked five but that's what he should be
getting every week!". Simmonds was equally annoyed, "If that
little shit wasn't so selfish, I would have had eight goals
instead of five."
Round 4: Luke McPharlin -
With 13 telling marks, "Use the Force" was at it again as he
made Anthony Rocca look like a complete goose. McPharlin did
as he liked all day, as the Dockers maintained a vice like
grip on Collingwood's ability to score. When told he was
streaking ahead in the yearly award with 3 of the first four
weekly titles, McPharlin replied, "Shucks, I'd just like to
thank all my gods - Buddha, Allah, God, and Sitting Bull".
When it was suggested that his vote getting ability was more
because of how thrilled people were he was actually
stringing games together he replied, "Yeah, probably, yeah,
and for that I would like to thank my gods...."
Round 3: Luke McPharlin -
Many thought McPharlin was beaten by Wayne Carey, but the
people at Barking Dockers thought otherwise. In an error
riddled contest, McPharlin's smart use of the ball
straightened us up, and was the architect on those precious
few moments during the game where we looked like a genuine
football team. This is Luke's second win and as such is the
first Docker to do so.
Round 2: Luke McPharlin -
"Use the Force" Luke McPharlin controlled the skies over the
small SCG and cut off a lot of Sydney's unrelenting supply
to Big Bad Bustling Barry Hall. After a full pre-season,
McPharlin looks set for a big year at centre half back.
Round 1: Paul Haselby - In a hot contest between Bell
and Haselby, the latter takes the points because of his
uncannily effective use of the ball. Pagan couldn't stop
Haselby amassing over 30, mostly effective touches, and
ensured the Dockers would control the game and secure a
comfortable win. Well done Haze, you're the inaugural winner
of Barking Dockers Player of the Week. |