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The Barking Dockers Balding Speedster Trophy.

 
 

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Docker Stats

Position...........

7th

Percentage......

97

Places Above the Eagles........

-6

Carr Fights

10

CC nervous sidelong glances to Mark Harvey

14

Stupid post match cliches

22

Sandilands taps to opposition 52

 

 Countdown for the award by Andrew Lacy

Text Box: Barking Dockers Balding Speedster Trophy

 

 

The Night has finally arrived...

The much anticipated announcement of the inaugural Barking Dockers Balding Speedster trophy is finally upon us. Let us first explain what the award is all about. The trophy is named after one of our most decorated and illustrious players of all time, the famous "Balding Speedster", Andrew Wills. His career began as a Geelong player but only because the men in purple were yet to exist. When Neesham and his eclectic troupe of misfits were announced in 1994, Wills was drawn like a moth to the flame. He quickly established himself as a cult favourite in the outer, with his shiny noggin and those white, pumping legs catching the eye of many fluttered female heart. He was well known for his dash, liberal use of his tongue, and a penchant for celebration. Wills is responsible for perhaps the most famous Dockers moment, an impossible goal from the boundary line at the WACA against the Kangaroos to win the game. His airplane celebration is one of the AFL's most reproduced images. There is great debate about the high point in this great man's career, but leading the 1997 Brownlow count after 15 rounds would have to stand as close to it. This albino sensation is a fitting man to have on Barking Docker's most prestigious award, indeed more prestigious than any award (more prestigious than the Club Champion, The Clinton Wolf Medal and the Brownlow combined) - the Best Player of the Year as voted on a 3-2-1 basis by the Barking Docker members of which every member of Bark can participate.

 

The guests all settle in their seats, the players nervous with anticipation as to who will take the ultimate prize in sport...The Barking Dockers Balding Speedster Ttrophy

And the winner is...

Dadadadada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew Pavlich!!!

In his first season as a true Centre Half Forward, Pavlich made the position his own and was selected in the All Australian team in that very position. His ability to take over games was breathtaking and in several games this year he did that, earning him top votes amongst the Bark faithful too many times for his teammates to compete with. Several experts hailed Pavlich's entry into superstar status with his many headline performances. If the key piece of a premiership puzzle is dominant power forward (ala Jonathon Brown, Warren Tredrea, Matthew Lloyd, Wayne Carey) then the Dockers have their man.

A shaking Pavlich accepted the trophy from reigning Balding Speedster Trophy Holder Paul Hasleby and had this to say,

"I want to thank the good people of the Barking Freo Dockers Fansite for voting me to win the award I have desperately craved since before I was a foetus. There were days when I wondered if it would ever happen. Althoug the premiership cup again escaped my grasp, to hold this trophy in my hands more than makes up for it. Now that I have achieved my lifelong dream I will reassess my playing future as I may retire and go into the stock market business. I feel I have achieved the pinnacle now that I have the Balding Speedster Trophy."

Matthew wins the award from Peter Bell who again put in an excellent and consistent season. Other good performers were Paul Hasleby who despite injury was able to pull out some blinders, boom recruit Josh Carr and surprise packet David Mundy who came 3rd in the NAB Rising Star award.

The Votes Tally...

Matthew Pavlich: 30 votes

Peter Bell: 24 votes

Paul Hasleby: 17 votes

David Mundy: 16 votes

Josh Carr: 16 votes

Justin Longmuir: 16 votes

Des Headland: 14 votes

Luke McPharlin: 10 votes

Jeff Farmer: 9 votes

Robbie Haddrill: 7 votes

Troy Cook: 7 votes

Shaun McManus: 5 votes

Heath Black: 3 votes

Matthew Carr: 3 votes

Daniel Gilmore: 3 votes

Scott Thornton: 3 votes

Shane Parker: 2 votes

James Walker: 2 votes

Byron Schammer: 2 votes

Paul Medhurst: 2 votes

Aaron Sandilands: 1 vote

2004 Results

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